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The mad ramblings and creations of a 24 year old fanboy and library clerk, cosplayer, writer, wannabe Egyptologist and professional time-waster.
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Fifty Shades of Card Games

a-ditzylittleartist:

The soul crushing white bitch. Sounds about right.

FUCK YOU I’M THE ONE WHO LEAVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE POST IT NOTES EVERYWHERE

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

hey poigdomers

come play cards with me

the password is augus

Plays:
1,156,069 plays

a-ditzylittleartist:

volt-switcher:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

a-ditzylittleartist I CAN’T BREATHE

MEGAN I’M CHOKING SEND HELP

DO IT JUST FEKKING DO IT OMG

(Source: petewentz-)

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

And Tina Belcher’s ‘uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh’

Hey. Where's my card. Gimme my card. I need card. CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD CARD. CARD. CARD. CARD. CARD. CARD. CARD CARDCARDCARDCARDCARDCARDCARD *SHOVES U* *PULLS UR HAIR* DON'T BITE ME U VILE CREATURE CAAAAARD
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beneviolent:

be the bag of apples youve always suspected you were

Send help I am in patron hell

I may have accidentally melted Idris’ mask…

oops.

Madam Bun

Nicknames by Asher (via tiniestrebelwitharainbow)