The mad ramblings and creations of a 24 year old fanboy and library clerk, cosplayer, writer, wannabe Egyptologist and professional time-waster.
Please check your sanity at the door.
Fifty Shades of Card Games




Ugh, eff you masculinity! #SUCCESS #maleform #humanbody #GwynApNudd #Augus #EachUisge #androgynous #masculine #SPOONING #notpoignant #art

sdlkafjdsaf I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE hhhhhhhhhho fucking god this is gorgeous and dklsfjdskfjads HOW ARE YOU DOING THE THINNNNNNNG!! Gwyn’s curls and the boxers and Augus’ pelt and the way his hair is and that Augus is holding onto Gwyn’s aaaaaarm hhhhhhhhh. Jesus fuck.

This still slays me in the most awesome way.

must reblog every time it comes around



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don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

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"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs



Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy


I love Neil Gaiman so damn much. Best advice on how to raise a reader—let them read…whatever they want to read.





>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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i wish my gender had a points system where it becomes more cool and evil looking the more trans i get. i could be surrounded in an ominous particle effect of somekind, perhaps giving off a distinctive harsh Glow. level up your gender. strange gender… unusual gender… festive gender. gender with sound effects. lv 666 gender mage 


yeah I’m addicted to this doll maker rn okay.  I really enjoyed making Unseelie King Gwyn with his fancy space shirt that Augus totally picked out for him

And yeah, all the shoes were super high fantasy boots and didn’t look right, so Ash isn’t wearing any at all.  That is a pint in his hand though so let’s just say he lost them much earlier in the night

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