The mad ramblings and creations of a 24 year old fanboy and library clerk, cosplayer, writer, wannabe Egyptologist and professional time-waster.
Please check your sanity at the door.
Fifty Shades of Card Games


Goal: I want to write so well you forget it is erotica. But then a second later you remember because of your boner.



My Matsuricon 2014 artist alley table, thank you to everyone who stopped by!

your booth was so great all the stuff was precious as hell I was sad not to buy anything but two of my friends did OuO

guilty as charged.

my rattie and I thank you again for this awesome guy!  We’ve named him squish and love him very much~~



I will never put real effort into drawing their armor.

Some of the best cards against faemanity answers of the con. The first one is the next major plot twist in the fae tales verse isn’t it Pia? ISN’T IT

(Source: xxxanimeweedlord420xxx)



reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

Why the geese, though…? 

The geese do not like being questioned.



i’m convinced denzel crocker is the reincarnation of uther pendragon

(Source: morganamigos)




it’s almost time



Hi again! I was just reading the faq's and LOL! OMG! Gywn gifted Augus with deeds to land and lakes after their first meeting and Augus didn't even realise? ahahahaha!!! please tell me he's going to find out about that during COFT because this firmly goes under the category of hilarious misunderstandings:) It's just such a Gwyn thing to do that and then make what he's given unclear due to his dubious social/ communicative ability.


He did gift Augus with land! (Also some of that FAQ is old now so if anything isn’t congruent with the present I am so sorry!)

But YES, he did, and no, Augus STILL doesn’t know.

But he’s going to. Because Gwyn is going to ask about it. And yeah, it’s definitely gonna happen in The Court of Five Thrones.

I don’t think Gwyn is going to find it very hilarious when he realises that Augus didn’t even open / look at his gift though. Augus is going to be more like ‘you gave me WHAT?!?!?!’

We can all find it hilarious though. :D

#because maybe Gwyn was subtly hinting that he wanted Augus to live closer to where he lived

oh my god gwyn you adorable dork


I smell it in the air. It’s coming.


Halloween season.