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The mad ramblings and creations of a 24 year old fanboy and library clerk, cosplayer, writer, wannabe Egyptologist and professional time-waster.
Please check your sanity at the door.
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Fifty Shades of Card Games
SO. I HERD U LIKE OWLS? how much? How much do you like owls? hmmmMMMMM? would u kiss an owl? would you. . . diddle an owl? are you. . . owlmantic? OWLSEXUAL? ('fess up u gross birdy fuck!)
Anonymous

zinfandelli:

candiedrobot:

YOU DIRTY FUCKIN OWL DIDDLER!

FUCK THEY’RE ONTO US IDRIS HIDE

Trees taste like almost furniture.
corbix
SO. I HERD U LIKE OWLS? how much? How much do you like owls? hmmmMMMMM? would u kiss an owl? would you. . . diddle an owl? are you. . . owlmantic? OWLSEXUAL? ('fess up u gross birdy fuck!)
Anonymous

poisonedtarts:

Oh boy guess what ship I fell into

(Source: lewdstickfigures)

I’m convinced that complete darkness and early Gackt through headphones cures all ails and nobody can convince me otherwise.

tags:
#Anonymous
whats the naughtiest book you ever read? details.
Anonymous

TMI TUESDAY!

Hmm…  I dunno, depends on what you mean by naughty?  LOL  Exit to Eden by Anne Rice was pretty much about this sex island/resort if I’m remembering it right?  And I have this one shameless homoreotica novel about this dude that gets sent back to Ancient Egypt and proceeds to fuck half of Egypt.  Laurell K. Hamilton’s stuff can be pretty raunchy and interesting too.  (There’s a vampire in there who’s bite can literally induce orgasm (and happens to share a name with me ehehe))

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#hot damn

black-ice-haven:

I tried to draw what I think Pitch looks like in the books, since the pic with Katherine wasn’t too revealing. And um… Well I only had this for reference and it didn’t give me much to work with when it came to what’s under that cape.


I really didn’t mean to make this so provocative. 

But now I realize why he had no shirt in the movie. 

I don’t think he likes shirts.

I don’t like them either

…at least not on him

._.

(Source: withinblacksand)

» TMI Tuesday hit me up

blinkyxx:

rifa:

Seriously ask me about sex/gender stuff, send me reverse TMIs, send me kinks and I’ll tell you what I think about them, all sorts of things hit me up

I can also stand to do this

THE NIGHT IS YOUNG

I love you. I’m gonna squish you with kisses.
—Me to my rat

krystal-cage:

a special badge for the lovely animators of dmmd

Me and my T shot this week yay