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The mad ramblings and creations of a 24 year old fanboy and library clerk, cosplayer, writer, wannabe Egyptologist and professional time-waster.
I also really appreciate coloured highlighters and basil.
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Fifty Shades of Card Games

thrandiul:

notleks:

terakaosu:

au-tom-aton:

teacupinastorm:

 #This looks like the begining of a music video

#kneel bitches #by loki laufeyson

Featuring the number one hit, “You’re not my dad”

Bonus track: “I do what I want”

(Source: wiintersoldiier)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

alelul:

aries : poppy, thistle, fern
taurus : daisy, dandelion, lily
gemini : tansy, yarrow, privet
cancer : water lilies, rushes
leo : sunflowers, chamomile, lavender
virgo : wintergreen, sage, privet
libra : pansy, primrose, violet, strawberry
scorpio : root vegetables, black poppy, hemlock
sagittarius : asparagus, chestnuts, soybeans
capricorn : hemlock, black poppy, burdock root
aquarius : dandelions, resins of frankincense and myrrh
pisces : mosses, ferns, seaweed

» Fae Tales Inspired Meme

candiedrobot:

A meme for the Poigdom based on Fae Tales.  Hypotheticals for yourself or for an OC. enjoy~

What kind of fae are you?

Either freshwater or storm fae. Is there such a thing as freshwater storm fae…?

Seelie or Unseelie?

Unseelie.

What is your Heartsong?

Either ‘transformation,’ or ‘progression.’

What do you feed on?

Other people’s emotions.  For good or bad, I soak ‘em up like a sponge.

Describe your home.

A little cottage by a lake or creek or pond, with a huge weeping willow and a big library, a kitchen that has huge windows that overlook the water, and a roof garden with lots of herbs and tomatoes.  Maybe a dungeon if you know what I mean

Do you have any magical aptitude?

Unless it involved water or the weather, I feel like I’d be really mediocre at it.  Maybe I’d be good at like potions/herbal magic and alchemy?

What is your profession?

Librarian.  I’m predictable, sue me.

What are a few of your hobbies?

Books, collecting shit, fucking with the weather, making it rain all the damn time, making tea from herbs and stuff

Court life- is it the good life?

Generally, not so much.  I’d want to be in good standing with the court and the king/queen and have their respect without having to bother with the actual court lolol

Any thoughts on status?  Would you ever ask for an increase?

Like I said, I don’t want to be an actual court fixture, so I wouldn’t want to be too high on the social ladder, but I would want to be strong and capable of protecting myself and my territory too, so I’d probably ingratiate myself to the king/queen enough to get up to maybe Icturiel (sp?) or Outer Court.  Maybe Court, if I didn’t have to like, actually do anything but read and make it rain.

Any special powers you have?

Weather, laziness, tea.  I could probably read really fast I guess idk

zuriya:

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

» ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: youtube.com)

capzack:

#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt

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/CAN’T BREATHE

(Source: spideybutt)

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.